Was reading the new post and realised that I have a liking for the "All good things come to those who wait". Just making sure that I know a few more proverbs. Here is a list of some of the ones that I like.

• If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
• Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
• Going to church doesn't make you a holy person any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
• Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
• A closed mouth gathers no feet.
• If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
• My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
• Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
• It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
• For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
• If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
• A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
• Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
• No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
• Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
• It's amazing what you won't find if you don't look for it, especially if it's not there.

Here starts the geekey section:

• A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click
• You can't teach a new mouse old clicks
• Great groups from little icons grow
• Speak softly and carry a cellular phone
• C:\ is the root of all directories
• Don't put all your hypes in one home page
• Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish
• Too many clicks spoil the browse
• The geek shall inherit the earth
• Don't byte off more than you can view.
• What boots up must come down
• There's no place like home.com!
• Know what to expect before you connect
• Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks