Cant believe that I am using FWD's!!!

I am really out of steam today. Long day at work and I have promised myself to do this everyday. SO I AM GONNA USE A FWD that I received to fill in today. Its a funny one.
Its titled as "When is the F word acceptable??"
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10 . "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Christopher Columbus, 1492
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my foot!" -- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1998 and a drum roll please............!
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad." -- Saddam Hussein, 2003

This blog will be deleted if I havent got any new material for today. A lame effort I know.