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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

THE ASHES


The Ashes is a Test cricket series, played between England and Australia - it is international cricket's oldest and most celebrated rivalry dating back to 1882. It is currently played approximately biennially, alternately in England and Australia. If a series is drawn then the country holding the Ashes retains them. The last Ashes series was played in England in 2005 when England won 2-1, the first time they had won The Ashes in 18 years. An Ashes Test series is currently underway in Australia 2006-07 with Australia leading 1-0; the next series in England will be held in 2009.
The series is named after a satirical obituary published in The Sporting Times in 1882 following the match at The Oval, in which Australia beat England in England for the first time. The obituary stated that English cricket had died, and the body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia. The English media dubbed the next English tour, to Australia (1882-83) as the quest to regain The Ashes.
A small terracotta urn was presented to the England captain Ivo Bligh by a group of Melbourne women at some point during the 1882-83 tour. The contents of the urn are reputed to be the ashes of an item of cricket equipment, possibly a bail, ball or stump. The urn is not used as a trophy for the Ashes series, and whichever side holds the Ashes, the urn normally remains in the MCC Museum at Lord's because it was bequeathed to the MCC by Ivo Bligh upon his death. Since the 1998-99 Ashes series, a Waterford crystal trophy has been presented to the winners.
The first Test match between England and Australia had been played in 1877, but the Ashes legend dates back only to their ninth Test match, played in 1882.
On the 1882 tour, the Australians played only one Test, at The Oval in London. It was a low-scoring game on a difficult pitch. Australia made only 63 runs in their first innings, and England, led by A N Hornby, took a 38-run lead with a total of 101. In the second innings, Australia made 122, leaving England to score only 85 runs to win. Australian bowler Fred Spofforth refused to give in, declaring, "This thing can be done." He devastated the English batting, taking the final four wickets while conceding only two runs, to leave England a mere seven runs short of victory in one of the closest and most nail-biting finishes in cricket history.
When England's last batsman went in, the team needed only 10 runs to win, but the final batsman Ted Peate scored only 2 before being bowled by Boyle. The astonished crowd fell silent, not believing that England could possibly have lost by 7 runs. When what had happened had sunk in, the crowd cheered the Australians.
When Peate returned to the Pavilion he was reprimanded by W G Grace for not allowing his partner at the wicket Charles Studd to get the runs. Despite Studd being one of the best batsman in England, Peate replied, "I had no confidence in Mr Studd, sir, so thought I had better do my best."
The defeat was widely recorded in the English press. In the 31st August edition of a magazine called "Cricket: A Weekly Record of The Game" there appeared a now obscure mock obituary to "English Supremacy in the Cricket Field which expired on the 29th day of August at the Oval". Two days later, September 2, 1882 a second mock obituary, written by Reginald Brooks, appeared in The Sporting Times. This notice read as follows:
"In Affectionate Remembrance of ENGLISH CRICKET, which died at the Oval on 29th AUGUST, 1882, Deeply lamented by a large circle of sorrowing friends and acquaintances R.I.P. N.B. — The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia." The English media fastened on to this notice and dubbed the English tour to Australia of 1882-83 as the quest to regain The Ashes of English Cricket.
The underlying metaphor of this naming is problematic, suggesting that English cricket is a sentient being which was killed by Australia, cremated and then somehow went in search of its own remains. The three match series resulted in a 2-1 win to England, notwithstanding a fourth match, won by an Australian XI whose status remains a matter of dispute.
The term "The Ashes" then largely disappears from public use for the next twenty years; certainly, there is no suggestion that this was the accepted name for the series. Then following the successful English tour of 1903-04 the English captain, Pelham Warner published a book called "How We Recovered The Ashes". Even though the legend is not referred to in the text, the title was enough to revive public interest in the legend. The first mention of "The Ashes" in the Wisden Cricketers' Almanack occurs in 1905 and the first Wisden account of the legend was included in the 1922 edition.
A team must win a series to gain the right to hold the Ashes. A drawn series results in the previous holders retaining the Ashes. To date, a total of 62 Ashes series have been played with Australia winning 30, England winning 27. The remaining five series were drawn, with Australia retaining the Ashes four times and England retaining it once.
Ashes series have generally been played over five Test matches, although there have been four match series (1938; 1975) and six match series (1970-71; 1974-75; 1978-79; 1981; 1985; 1989; 1993 and 1997). 293 matches have been played, with Australia winning 115 times, England 92 times, and 86 draws. Australians have made 264 centuries in Ashes Tests, twenty-three of them over 200, while Englishmen have scored 212 centuries, of which ten have been scores over 200. On 41 occasions, individual Australians have taken ten wickets in a match. Englishmen have performed that feat 38 times.
The series alternate between England and Australia, and within each country each of the (usually) five matches is held at a different cricket ground.
In Australia, the grounds currently used are The Gabba (first staged an England-Australia Test in the 1932-33 season), Adelaide Oval (1884-85), The WACA, Perth (1970-71) the Melbourne Cricket Ground (1876-77) and the Sydney Cricket Ground (1881-82). One Test was held at the Brisbane Exhibition Ground in 1928-29. Traditionally, Melbourne hosts the Boxing Day Test.
In England the grounds used are The Oval (since 1880), Old Trafford (1884), Lord's (1884), Trent Bridge (1899), Headingley (1899) and Edgbaston (1902). One Test was held at Bramall Lane, Sheffield in 1902. Sophia Gardens in Cardiff, Wales is scheduled to hold its first Ashes Test in 2009.
The 2006 - 2007 Ashes is held here in Australia First Test: 23–27 November, BrisbaneSecond Test: 1–5 December, AdelaideThird Test: 14–18 December, PerthFourth Test: 26–30 December, MelbourneFifth Test: 2–6 January, Sydney
So will the English retain the Ashes or will the Aussies snatch it off them once again.
The Aussies have a 1-0 lead. So the fight continues.
"Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi"

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Warm and cold

Melbourne is suer showing its true colours at the moment!! Scorching 2 days and as always it will be frigid soon.
Having 2 blogs isnt going well for me. Running out of topics at the moment. Was not well for the last few days. Got to watch a few movies. The ones that really stood out would be -
- Cars
- The fastest Indian
- Eight Below
_ X- Men Last stand..hmmm...not up to my expectations. Cool new characters though.
Had the G 20 summit in Melbourne yesterday, which turned violent. Must be the heat. Dont intend to take a stand on the issue....
Well yesterday was a day of drivg around the western suburbs of Melboune. Was able to get some good pics of Mehek (who has become my fav subject for photography).
Currently trying to increase my music collection. Listening to a lot of old numbers. very nostalgic.
77 days to go. On the brighter side its less than 80 days. Still quite excited. Dont think that is goin to die down.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

And these are a few of my favourite things.....


Just got this new website that does slides. As you can see....I absolutely love it. I know me being the self centered idiot, there are quite a few pics of me in "my favourite things"!!!

Friday, November 03, 2006

The wheels of time..97 days to go for the big day.


I know that there has been another huge gap in between the posts. Kinda got stuck in the vortex below. Was suffering from one of them mood swings.
Work is going well. Just got our NPAT results and we have made an awesome $3.688 Bn. So all good at the bank, happy smiling faces. Expected pay rise has rolled through.
Was having a very interesting discussion topic at work. It was on the very famous Aussie slang.
So here is a guide to what we are actually trying to tell you....
A few Kangaroos loose in the top paddock- someone who is mentally 'not quite there, also picnic short of a sandwich , lights are on but nobody is home, etc.
Abso-bloody-lutely- absolutely and beyond any doubt.
Cactus- something has had it, doesn't work anymore, or someone in a lot of trouble.
Call it a day - finish up and stop work
Cark it - to die
Dead cert - a certainty beyond doubt, a sure winner, especially when referring to horse or dog races.
Dead horse- tomato sauce
Earbash - to chatter or talk incessantly to the point of boring or nagging
Easy on - a request for someone to calm down in a heated moment.
Egg on - to encourage someone or to persuade someone to do something they are not anxious to do.
Elbow grease - implies hard work or effort, as if one was using up the grease in ones elbow.
Empties - empty beer bottles
Fair crack of the whip - to give some one an equal opportunity or equitable treatment. Also use "fair go".Fair go mate!
Fed up to the back teeth - use to signify someone is disgusted and/or has lost patience with someone/something/a situation.
Fire away - used to tell someone to begin speaking, usually to begin speaking their mind.
Five finger discount - shoplifting, store theft.
Get nicked - an exclamation of contempt, or to get caught in the act.
Lead foot - a fast and reckless driver.
To put something on the never never - to put something on credit.
Rack off- go away, used when very angry with someone.
Ratbag - a contemptible or obnoxious or untrustworthy person, on the eccentric side, who behaves improperly, or any combination of the above.
Rellies - short for relatives.
Sanger or sanga - a sandwich
Ta - thank you
Tailgate - to drive too closely to the vehicle in front of you.
Take away food - food that you take home to eat
Uni - contraction of university.
Up a gum tree - confused, in a quandary about a problem
Up yourself - having a large ego.
Ute - a utility vehicle
Underground mutton - rabbit
Yabber - to talk too much
To yarn - to have a talk or discussion with someone.
Yobbo - an uncouth person.
Yonks - a long time, ages
Quack - a doctor, especially a bad one
Hen fruit - eggs, see also goog
I'm easy - not worried, not concerned, or has no preference to the outcome of a choice.
In a tic - in a moment, very shortly.
In the bag - a forgone conclusion that the "job" is as good as done, the "competition" is as good as won, etc.
So go ahead and put another shrimp on the barbie mate.